Wednesday, August 13, 2008

Zoo's News: Scientists Hope to See Boobies by the End of the Year.....

Berkeley, CA-Scientists at the University of California-Berkeley announced today that they are one step closer to developing materials capable of rendering three-dimensional objects, including humans, completely invisible.

"This reperesents a huge advance in our understanding of the physics of light and its interaction with certain artificially engineered metamaterials in a variety of steam filled locations where women are known to congregate," lead researcher Gervin McElroy explained. "In fact, we're planning to run human trials with the technology just as soon as we make Bobby Gable pay for kicking us out of the Greek council."

The research was funded in part by the United States Army and the Mu Zeta chapter of Lambda Chi Alpha Fraternity.

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