Tuesday, July 29, 2008

New Children's Program Discusses Link Between Vaccines and Autism.....

New York, NY-The premiere episode of new Saturday morning program Jabby's Playhouse, set to air this week in most markets, aims to educate children ages 2 to 5 on the link between autsim and vaccines.

"We've done the research and come up with what we feel is a fairly close approximation of the scientific consensus on this issue," Kid's Fun Shop president and CEO Gurny J. Knievel explained. "It's all about good science, good times, and the kind of intelligent writing that children have come to expect from Kid's Fun Shop."

In keeping with the tradition of prior Kid's Fun Shop programs that have tackled unconventional topics for children's programming, such as the landmark 2001 show that dealt with the truth behind the September 11th tragedy, Saturday's broadcast will not shy away from presenting a realistic portrayal of autism. Helping will be the show's protagonist Jabby, a large hypodermic needle filled with mercury, antifreeze, aborted fetuses, and other toxins, who departs on a quest to destroy the evil Baron Von Bigpharma and atone for his condemning of so many young children to a life of neurodevelopmental stagnation. Jabby will be voiced by Jenny McCarthy.

1 comment:

ThePreemie Experiment said...

I sure hope she raises tons of money with the help of those wrestler guys.